![]() ![]() ![]() Leonard: Right, Well then, we went lookin' for help an' it turns out that everything's gone all ta hell. Shit, you cityboys are slow.You gonna follow this or what? Ventura: Go ahead. We was pretty well liquored up at that point, celebratin' y'know, an' then they busted our pickup an' took her away. Me an' Bubba, we was on our way home at the time. She was the best hog in the county, too - jes' won $250 at the fair. Leonard: It all started when them aliens took our pig Bessie.There was this light, y'see, an' then she was gone. ![]() Ventura: So, tell us what exactly happened that day, Mister.uh. Paranormal Investigator File #12021 Title: Hickston Invaded! (rough interview transcript) Freelance Assignment Submitted: On Time Status: REJECTEDĮditor's Comments: Does Ventura think that our readers are gullible uneducated idiots who'll believe any schlock we dish u for them?! Right as that may be, this story is utterly unbelievable even by our standards! Send someone out to get that second copy back from that Leonard hick - by force, if necessary! - and put that moron Ventura on the "Oklahoma Bigfoot" case. "Frankly," Parmer added, "we're completely baffled." "Lots of my people have relatives there, and they swear that everything was dead quiet last they heard.There were no warnings of any kind. "There are signs of some sort of battle all over town -discarded weapons, ammo shells, small craters, smears of blood -but there are no bodies and no signs that any bodies were dragged away," said Sheriff Parmer of nearby Rabbit Ridge. County offi cials are unable to explain the mass disappearance, which also claimed all livestock larger than poultry. HICKSTON, ARKANSAS - The entire population of Polecat Hollow, Arkansas has vanished literally overnight. Local community deserted under mysterious circustances By S. ![]()
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